Ask Shirou

A-another question about that b-baka priest? How many times do I have to tell you that I definitely d-don’t like him?

 

Spiking?

With what, hot sauce?

That’s fine, spicy food is great!

“What is there to like about Tohs—”

“I-I mean, what isn’t there to love about Tohsaka-san?”

I am the master of my kitchen.

Steel is my pan and fired is my stove.

I have created over one thousand meals.

Unknown to loss

nor known to husbandos.

Have withstood pain to create many foods.

Yet, that fridge will never hold anything.

So, as I pray.

IRON CHEF EMIYA WORKS

I am the bone of my sword.


“What am I, Tohsaka, say it.”

“You’re a magus.”

“How did you—”

“You sound like it wasn’t obvious!”

Shirou dies when he does not use the grill

B-but maybe I can sneak away long enough to order takeout!

minatobaby:

because they have the same Dub voice.
I AM SORRY, PHOENIX.

Finally someone understands

minatobaby:

because they have the same Dub voice.

I AM SORRY, PHOENIX.

Finally someone understands

RAIIIDAAAHHHHH!

fuckyeahtohnoshiki:

risachou:

I’m reading Tsukihime…
This panel, if read without knowing what’s happening… IS RATHER CONFUSING, ISN’T IT?

IT’S SIMPLE
SHE’S A FUCKING ZOMBIE OR SOME SHIT.

PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED
WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

fuckyeahtohnoshiki:

risachou:

I’m reading Tsukihime…

This panel, if read without knowing what’s happening… IS RATHER CONFUSING, ISN’T IT?

IT’S SIMPLE

SHE’S A FUCKING ZOMBIE OR SOME SHIT.

PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED

WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND